Thursday, April 2, 2009

Nicholas' Words of Advice & a Nicholism

This morning, while I was standing over the stove cooking bacon, Nicholas announced that there's a couple of things that we should never do... Here's a couple of good words of advice for boys and men of any age...Please be assured that if they adhere to #2, their lifespan will be extended.

1. Never cook bacon with your shirt off.
2. Never tell a woman she is fat.

The boys had a friend over and I overheard a conversation a few days ago. Nicholas asked, "If you you were on a deserted island, what 5 things would you like to have?" William and his friend each listed a few things like fresh water, a house, their DSs, extra batteries, etc. Nicholas says, "Well, I would like to have fresh water, good food, games, a nice house,
and a... HOT CHICK!"

No idea where that came from. Would he even know what to do with one? Eat it? (no pun intended.)LOL!

1 comment:

  1. Too funny! It scares me sometimes what kids in the playground teach each other.